Welcome to Aarid Aardvark Designs. This is all there is to the site-- so far. You can click here to see what's coming up.

You wonder: why isn't it coming up now? That's because I am a new business. Which means I haven't made much money yet. Which in turn means that I can't afford to buy my own printing equipment. Which means higher prices for me and you until I can buy my own equipment.

And when will that be? you ask. Well, observant and prudent customer, when I have sold 650/650 shirts. (This number will be updated every week.)

Isn't this just a cheap way to get more buyers? If so, why would I have such a great website rotting in my archives? Once again, you can check it out here.

Anyway, you can get a nice Fruit of the Loom t-shirt 100% cotton bla bla bla, any size, with the slogan in large black block letters on the front.

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Everyone Who Reads this will Die
Sound morbid, pessimistic, and reminiscent of those "anti-" people? Actually not, everybody will die eventually, so proclaim the truth, because I know everybody loves the truth.
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Please don't smoke around this shirt, it's really made of sensitive plastic explosives
Most smokers are most adamant about smoking, so it's usually very harsh and embarrassing and plain old hard to get somebody to not smoke around you. They'll laugh in your face, sending clouds of smelly vapor up your nostrils and causing your eyes to tear. Then they'll offer you a puff. They're not worried about getting sued for giving you second-hand smoke: they'll be dead by then, and besides it's the tobacco companies who will foot the bill. Never fear, take cheer, nobody will risk setting off the thing that looks like a shirt but is really made of a hair-trigger sensitive type of plastic explosive . . . let's call it C-4a, which is what you are wearing. If you smoke, please consider quitting, maybe this shirt will help.
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Will Strip for Cash
All right modesty freaks, it doesn't say what will be stripped: like rusty car paint, or wires, for example. A lesson in subtlety.
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